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Machine of Time

HELLO SPIRIT TRAVELER!

YOU SEEK TO ENTER THE atmostfear, YOU DARE SAY!?

THE VAST EXPLORATION OF NEAR* INFINITY WAS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?

THAT 1% OF PHYSICAL MATTER REALLY INTRIGUING YOU?

WELL .YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

Earn different achievements through playing different roles on earth!

If you ever desire to transcend galaxies and get closer to our Creator. YOU MUST GO DOWN BELOW AND GAIN WISDOM through THE PHYSICAL REALM.

BEFORE YOU PROCEED, PLEASE DO CONSIDER ALL THE TERMS & CONDITIONS. SIGNING A SOUL CONTRACT IS KARMICALLY BINDING! THIS MEANS THAT YOU AGREE TO GAMBLE YOUR SPIRIT STATS ON A LIFESPAN IN THE ATMOSPHERE.

AS AN ELF, I AM HERE TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS SO YOU GET THE MOST OUT OF YOUR EXPERIENCE ON EARTH. AFTERWARD THERE WILL BE A SURVEY OF SERVICE. THANKS FOR CHOOSING YOUR LOCAL ELF GUIDE!

PLEASE MAKE THE CHOICE THAT BEST SUITS YOU.

"ROLLERCOASTER"

KARMA COMMITMENT: MINIMAL

GREAT AMUSEMENT FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED!
LIVE AS AN INSECT OR SMALL CRITTER OF YOUR CHOICE! WE RECOMMEND AN ANT OR AN AMPHIBIAN. SIGN UP FOR
A WEEKEND OF PHYSICS & QUICKLY RETURN BACK TO THE SPIRIT REALM WITH ZERO KARMIC ATTACHMENT AND NO KARMIC EXCHANGE!

"SOUL SEARCHING"

KARMA COMMITMENT: MEDIUM

HOPING TO LEVEL UP YOUR CHI? DO YOU HAVE A LOVED ONE IN THE ATMOSPHERE YOU WORRY ABOUT? WE OFFER PACKAGES FOR UP TO 25 YEARS TO GET MORE SPIRIT STATS. THIS INCLUDES A LIFE AS A PET OR WILD ANIMAL. NOT ALL WHO APPLY ARE ACCEPTED. MUST HAVE ENOUGH SPIRIT STATS TO APPLY FOR HIGHER TIER (DINOSAURS, ETC).
UP TO 25 YEARS INSIDE PHYSICS (SOME CASES, SUCH AS TORTOISE COMMITMENT, IS LONGER).
KARMIC EXCHANGE RATES MAY APPLY (ANY PAST DUES WILL BE PAID)
ATTACHMENT MUST BE RESOLVED BEFORE RETURNING TO THE SPIRIT REALM.

"BOOST ME"

KARMA COMMITMENT: LOW

GREAT WAY TO PAY SMALL KARMIC DUES!
SERVE LIFESPANS AS PLANTS, TREES, VEGETABLES, LUCK ORIENTATED CRITTERS.
INCREASE SPIRIT STATS WITH LOW COMMITMENT!

"HUMAN LIFE"

COMMITMENT: HIGH

SEEK CLOSENESS WITH OUR CREATOR AND WISH TO "RETURN HOME" TO THE ETERNAL SOURCE?

HAS THIS GALAXY BECOME TOO COMFORTABLE?

WANT TO LEVEL UP TO BIGGER AND BETTER DIMENSIONS?

TO GO ABOVE.

YOU MUST GO DOWN BELOW

TO THE PHYSICAL REALM.

YOU MUST GO ALL IN.

NOW, THIS CROSSES A BRIDGE WHERE NO ELF HAS EVER GONE BEFORE. SEE, ELVES RUN THE MACHINE. THEY DON'T GO INSIDE IT.

PLEASE KNOW THAT ONCE YOU BECOME A HUMAN, YOU BECOME A STAIN ON THE SHIRT OF THE UNIVERSE.

WHAT YOU DO WILL BE WRITTEN AND RECORDED BY THE ELVES.

WARNING: BEING HUMAN PUTS YOU AT FULL RISK OF GETTING LOST IN THE PHYSICAL REALM. YOU WILL LOSE ALL MEMORY OF ANYTHING YOU EVER WERE OR WILL BE. YOU HAVE TO LEARN IT ALL AGAIN FROM SCRATCH IN CIRCUMSTANCE THAT DEPENDS ON YOUR MISSION.

BEING HUMAN, THERE ARE UNSPEAKABLE THINGS THAT MAY HAPPEN TO YOU. SOMETIMES EVEN THE ELVES HAVE TO LOOK AWAY.

Some spirits become human, and they crash and burn horribly.

All everyone who knows you will know everything you did and who you were.

It becomes written.

An elf's job is to record time.

There are time keepers of the universe.

The rewards are infinite. If you come out the other side as light as a feather, the rewards will boost you to heavens beyond your wildest dreams.

If you take too much karmic weight, you will be doomed for hundreds if not thousands of lifetimes until you

Learn Your Lessons

and Turn Them Into Light.